Charles Tillman of the Chicago Bears has stated that if his wife, who is due any day, goes into labor he will miss this Sunday’s game. This may seem like no big deal to some, but to others it’s down right blaphemous. Many sports analysts feel that players should plan parenthood around the NFL season stating that, “There are plenty of other months to have a baby.” I mean, really dude, I love football but it is NOT more important than seeing your child come into this world.
I honestly stared at the keyboard on this one because I had no idea what I wanted to say. Apparently, shaking your ass around your child while your breasts fall out of your shirt is a healthy way to raise a child, especially a boy. I mean, really dude, someone needs to call child services on this woman. […]
A man visiting a Florida Subway made a request to have ketchup put on his Philly cheese steak. When the employee told him that he could not add the ingredient to his sandwich things turned ugly. I mean, really dude, are we seriously beefing over ketchup?