A woman, who had been auctioning off her virginity for several weeks, will be receiving a hefty payment. Apparently, her virginity was worth 780,000. I mean, really dude, is an hour of sex with a virgin really worth that much?
During the opening statements in the trial of George Zimmerman in the death of Trayvon Martin, something unexpected occurred. Zimmerman’s lawyer felt it appropriate to tell a knock knock joke in the beginnings of the trial. Sadly, his joke didn’t go over so well. I mean, really dude, who tells a knock knock joke at […]
Picture this: You come home one night and realize that your home has been robbed. So, of course, you check around to make sure things are safe, and then take inventory on what was stolen. You notice a couple of televisions are missing. But let’s say you realize your prized porn collection was missing. Would […]
Newsworks reports that residents of The Enclaves and The Gateway Towers in South Philly no longer have to travel all the way to the store for simple items. Everything from lighters to sandwiches line the 24 hour vending machine. I mean, really dude, it beats having to walk to the store late at night for […]